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Eat my Disclaimer

All content on this site is written as a means for me to vent. Why? Because it's cheaper than a psychiatrist, and it prevents me unleashing my anger in an unhealthy manner; such as with a gun or knife in the middle of a crowded shopping mall. If you disagree with any of the content in these pages, you can e-mail some random person. May they be a hotmail, yahoo, gmail, or some other random mail hosting user, I don't care. Just don't e-mail me about it. Basically if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it. Catch my drift wood? Good, now hit yourself with it.

Any drawings on this website with my signature on are mine. They are not for your own personal use, so don't go pilfering them. If you do I just might stop adding content to this site long enough to crack mentally and come after you. Scary thought for you, fun for me.

If you're some idiot I have insulted on the Internet who has come to seek vengence, go have a cry and get a life. I know people who can make it look like an accident. Okay, I don't, but it sounded cool so I said it.

If I've insulted you and you don't like it, you can kiss David Hasselhoff's rectum. I'm sure you deserved it, what ever it was I said.

If you're coming to kick my backside because you think I have infringed some strange right I doubt you have, then you too can go and jump in a lake. It's freedom of speech. You should try it sometime.

I think that just about covers it for now. I'll be back at a later date, most probably when I'm bored, to add more sarcasm. Until then...
Consider yourself disclaimed.

Should you decide to contact me for any reason, then this applies to you:

If you send me an e-mail, you have willingly handed out your address to me.  So if you don't want to be spammed to death, have your e-mail posted up here, or become the victim of a massive witch hunt; don't send me anything that's gonna tick me off.  It's that simple.  If your hate mail is funny, then fine, you might get an honourable mention.  If your e-mail is junk, then I will get my revenge publicly.